If you are a regular visitor of a particular theme park, then you know exactly where the cameras are on these rides. I would say in the top and bottom pictures that they are just posing for the camera. I will leave it up to captain obvious to tell us what is going on in the middle picture.

Earnie: Are you really trying to clown on people? You've been spunked on more times than Houston at the Houston 500. I believe AW described you best when he referred to you as an internet troll that's been owned again and again. We should just start calling you "Punch Line".

Oh man, I hope I can push this out!

hey "Punch Line Earnie" VIVAAAAAAAAAAAA MEXICOOOOOOOOOO

BW: Define "internet troll". Yes I enjoy surfing the internet and this site, does that make me an internet troll? If your answer is yes, then what does that make you? Quit trying to start internet fights, especially when you can't finish them. Also, in order to stand a chance, you will need to come up with some original material..."AW said this, and AW said that" is not going to cut it.

Hey, "Humberto IMPERSONATOR": You're giving the real Humberto (Illegal) a bad name.

The people in the first picture are Asian, so it's possible the picture was taken in Asia. The second picture is Photoshopped, the speed of a roller coaster would not cause that kind of distortion to a face. The third picture is a man making an on the fly excuse to grab 2 handfulls of breasts. I'm going to go ride some roller coasters.

Actually, all I was doing was agreeing with a statement that was previously made. I guess this is not allowed under "Earnie's message board bylaws". Earnie, how long did it take you to master typing 60 words per minute at your Dungeons and Dragons fansite with one hand while your other one is jerking 120 jerks per minute? Sinner...

to Obv...The coaster in the second picture accelerates you from zero - 120mph ridiculously fast, and somewhere in between there they take the photo. It's possible for someone with a little extra skin flabbing around to look like that

The ride is called The Top Thrill Dragster and is located at Cedar Point Amusement Park in Sandusky, OH. The ride accelerates from 0 to 120-124mph in under 4 seconds! To make a comparison, the Bugatti Veyron (world's fastest car - 0-62, 0-124, 0-186mph, and top speed) accelerates from 0 to 124 mph in 7.4 seconds. That's close to half the time of this amazing roller coaster. I would certainly say that there is a strong possibility that this photo is not doctored in any way. On a similar note, a roller coaster called Kingda Ka at Six Flags Great Adventure in Jackson Township, NJ is even FASTER than the Top Thrill Dragster. It can accelerate from 0 to 128 mph in 3.5 seconds which is, for a lack of a better way of putting it, F#CKING INSANE! Oh that's not enough?? After your internal organs have been pancaked against the inside of your back, this coaster climbs the main tower which happens to be 456 feet off of the ground. Ladies, do NOT ride this coaster if you are pregnant or your baby will come out looking like Earnie.

BW: Wow, that was pretty lame. Although, I did enjoy the part about "Earnies Message Board Bylaws", it's a good book, you should pick up a copy. For now, you should probably just save your breath, you're gonna need it later to blow up your girlfriend...or boyfriend, whatever floats your boat.

Whoa wait a minute.... there's a "real" Humberto?

These photos were taken to prove the level of excitement when you mix cultures on a roller coaster ride!

I guess I should have said "original", not "real". The imitations are easy to pick out.

"A.W., Slaying internet trolls again and again ... ... ... and again". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By the way, that "Sinner" comment was hilarious.

BW, you might want to lay off of Earnie for a bit. He's liable to start whining, stealing other people's jokes, and making a huge ass out of himself - if you just give him the time. =D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS - Sinner!

Woah.. Who would have thought photos of roller coasters would get so violent. For the sanity of the rest of us I have removed some of the comments. I try not to moderate this place but sometimes theres a line.

Yeah, A.W., kind of like you just did.

I had a dream last night involving Earnie's sister, some dude in a mask and a cape, and some wintergreen Scoal. I'll never sleep right again, lol

Yea I had a dream last night too. I was biting my keyboard and then some guy comes up and hits me in the back of my head with my mouse. I looked down at my keyboard and there were 8 keys missing!

Hey Blow Job - you seriously need to come up with some new lines - you are such a corn job...I honestly feel bad for you. And why were you up so late?

Are you all related???

AW and BW are related. BW is AW's Father, and Brother, and life partner. I, thank God, am not related to either one.

they must live in arkansas!

yeah - those fags must'n be from arkansas!! thats so dang funny...you's funny jim john...me liek you...I's needed a good laff

I worked security at 6-flags and have seen a lot of these, some were real good if you know what I mean. I wouldn't suggest trying anything crazy though because you will get kicked out for a year if you get carried away.

Cornjob? Did you just tell me that I need new lines and then call me a cornjob?

I think he did...

Thanks for your irrelevant opinion...

You're very welcome.

bw and earnie are stuped.